Hello?

Yes, I know it has been a long time. So long that you are probably no longer following this. And I don't blame you.

I was going to write a beautiful diatribe laden with wit, excuses and an explanation of how and why I often fail at life and will never be growed up, but then I realised that someone had already done it for me. I cannot explain it any better than Hyperbole and a Half.

So, with my birthday just around the corner, I am going to try and begin anew. Start afresh. Attempt, and fail, but attempt again at being an adult. Which is why I purchased a domain. Because maybe if I am actually paying for the website I will keep up with it.* So as soon as I figure out how in the world to work the template, you will be redirected to my [eventually] very sweet new site



*Should be noted that I actually purchased the website over 2 months ago and still have done nothing with it, but that is neither here nor there.